big dyke wins wimbeldon

French jock-dyke Amelie Mauresmo just won women's Wimbeldon! Nice. SK flipped on the tv this morning and we watched burly Amelie walk around the court holding up her winner's plate for everyone to see -- holding up that plate with her big, sexy tennis-arms, looking like a big, ol' sexy homo-girl -- and even though I'm not as excited about the atheletic types as SK tends to be, I did have a special feeling inside and I fervently hoped she would really turn out to be a Sapphic sister. I tend to always think female atheletes are lesbians and lots of them are, however many are in the closet. Which is a big bummer. But not this one! SK Googled her and not only is she a big dyke, but she's a big OUT dyke, which is the best kind. Yay! Now I can go back to not caring about tennis.