you want her, you can have her
Mom: (Watching commercial for the new Bionic Woman) "She's a British actress, but you can't tell. Isn't it weird to see someone who you know is totally British and then you hear them talk and they totally block out their British accent?"
Me: "They don't 'block out' their accent, they do an American accent."
Mom: "What? Americans don't have an accent. We talk plain."
Me: "Are you serious?"
Mom: (Looking at me like I'm crazy.) "Are YOU serious? Americans. Don't. Have accents."