Monday, February 26, 2007

t-minus 17 hours and counting...

If I was a dog I'd be chewing out all my fur and emitting a high-pitched, ceaseless whine. Instead, I'm a person, rocking back and forth, clenching and unclenching my hands, jaw and all sphincters, and yet still studying. I'm also bouncing my leg. You know. The nervous leg-bounce. It's so comforting.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Shelley said...

You'll do great! Go treat yourself to a massage and try to relax. :)

3:27 PM  
Blogger reasonably prudent poet said...

from now on, all anonymous comments to this blog will be deleted. if you want to be an asshole, you have to be an asshole with an identity of some kind.

5:57 PM  
Blogger limpy99 said...

If the bar is still a two day process, do yourself a favor and do not study on the night in between. It's too late, and you're not going to learn anything that'll help anyway. Go to the hotel bar, have A drink and a decent meal and get a good sleep.

When I took the bar the first day was multiple choice. The second day is essays. The only practical advice I can give you is on the essays. There are no right or wrong answers, so don't try to find one. Just identify as many issues as you can, discuss how they relate to the question, and then make some vague declaration about the Rule Against Perpetuities. Nobody understands the Rule Against Perpetuities, so you'll get points from people who can't possibly know if you're right or wrong.

2:42 PM  
Blogger reasonably prudent poet said...

thanks limpy, the only thing i'm studying tonight is a can of pabst and the back of my eyelids. there is no more room in my brain for *anything.*

7:06 PM  
Blogger Dharma said...

God you sound so sexy right now it's a good thing I live a few states away. LOL

6:29 PM  

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