Tuesday, May 29, 2007

tuesday fantasy girlfriend is BACK

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... Portia de Rossi.

Portia de Rossi is possibly the hottest lesbian on the planet and the Portia/Ellen combo is almost more than my delicate circuitry can bear to think about. I mean, just look at them.
Doesn't that give you a warm feeling inside?

I typically don't find the blonde hair all that hot and am usually drawn to the dark-haired ladies. Portia de Rossi, however, is the major exception. I mean, look at that hair. And that fabulous smile! And those eyebrows... *sigh*

I first became aware of Portia when she was playing Nell on Ally Mcbeal (a show I admit I LOVED), but she was probably also good as Justin Bateman's twin sister in Arrested Development. I've only seen a couple episodes of that one, but I thought it was hilarious. And, of course, I thought Portia de Rossi was hot. One more picture? Can you handle it? Ok here you go:

Yum! Thanks, Portia de Rossi, for being this week's FANTASY GIRLFRIEND!

10 Comments:

Blogger Melinda Barton said...

hummina! Yeah, Ellen is a G-d!

11:14 AM  
Blogger stumptown dreamer said...

oh the gorgeous aussie, Amanda Lee Rogers. Yeah, not as gorgeous sounding as Portia De Rossi, but how famous can an Amanda Rogers ever be?? I wonder if Ellen gets to call her Mandy, though come to think of it i reckon they'll have names for one another way beyond the Ellen and Amanda regularities.

good choice RPP, good choice.
SK

12:41 PM  
Anonymous roro said...

Was she still called Amanda Lee Rogers when she was in Sirens? Either way, a good film to check out in general and in particular if you want to see this week's fantasy girlfriend in the buff.

1:17 PM  
Blogger zuhn said...

Portia's carpet doesn't match the drapes, so your non-blonde type still holds.

2:22 PM  
Blogger stumptown dreamer said...

no, dont think she has ever been famously amanda lee.
yes, sirens, in the buff. i remember seeing that in australia back in the day and being rather impressed....

5:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I couldn't care less whether you're a lesbian or not, but gushing over people like you're still a teenager is immature and just weird.

5:58 AM  
Blogger zuhn said...

I couldn't care less whether you're mature or not, but being an anonymous buzzkill is juvenile and tired.

6:33 AM  
Blogger stumptown dreamer said...

gushing like a teenager is a fantastic dreamdoor into all sorts of information 'anonymous', if you are unable to access your inner teenager once in a while then things are getting a little limited to the adult worlds as far as i am concerned.
the other day, with my nieces at a local playground i watched the youngsters playing so creatively on the various play things there and i dreamed i was again 5 years old, discovering this roundabout and that see-saw and it was a sublime experience and well worth having.
i wish for all of us the freedom to skate from adulthood to teenager, from ancient crone to tiny baby at least 10 times a day.
getting fixed in an age is a terrible drag.

8:55 AM  
Blogger Melinda Barton said...

Anonymous, on behalf of myself and the gushing lesbians, I have a very mature hand gesture for you.

2:35 PM  
Blogger Mr Tocoi said...

If your man is pushing you away and acting distant

Or if the guy you’re after isn’t giving you the time of day...

Then it’s time to pull out all the stops.

Because 99% of the time, there is only 1 thing you can say to a standoffish guy that will grab him by the heartstrings-

And get his blood pumping at just the thought of you.

Insert subject line here and link it to: <=========> Your ex won’t be able to resist?

Once you say this to him, or even send this simple phrase in a text message...

It will flip his world upside down and you will suddenly find him chasing you-

And even begging to be with you.

Here’s what I’m talking about: <=========> Is your man hiding something? He may need your help?

Thanks again.

7:06 PM  

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