what you can pound

Among other things, coffee. Between two paper towels. With a hammer. Because you are at work with a bag of whole bean Starb*cks coffee someone left at the desk and while you do have a coffeemaker you do not have a coffee grinder. And then, while you're pounding the coffee into dust with the hammer, your coworkers say "What are you doing? There's a coffee grinder over there." And they point and sure enough, there's a coffee grinder, right over there, and you never knew. But you keep pounding on the coffee underneath the paper towels anyway, b/c what the hell, you were already almost done anyway.