abundance part two
Second night in a row of free doughnuts from Voodoo.
Must. Stop. Eating. Doughnuts. Dying of. Doughnut. Lodged. In aorta.
Must. Stop. Eating. Doughnuts. Dying of. Doughnut. Lodged. In aorta.
posted by reasonably prudent poet at 8:30 PM
4 Comments:
Clearly you need my help! I'll be right down.
thank god for the dudes at Voodoo, heros for the hungry snack requiring homeless of Stumptown!
i raided the fridge at work yesterday and came up from the basement with one doughnut covered in M&M's. First bite was magic, but i managed to eat only a half of it before getting nauseous, those things are dense! Wow!
first bite was the best.
i hope our clients with diabetes are managing....
and that your decoagulating medications fix your stuck aorta.
I'm not a doctor or anything, but I think a cold, bitter beer should clear your arteries of any residual donut sludge.
fucking brilliant, joolie! i'll get right on it!
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