i think he probably meant "ick"

'Bush Puts the "ic" Back in Democrat Party' -- that's the yahoo headline. Yahoo headlines amuse me like quirky, newsy haikus. Similar to I Saw U ads. Anyway, here's the story: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070204/ap_on_go_pr_wh/
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I guess G-Dub decided to show up and make nice at a democratic "retreat" somewhere. Isn't that like the principal of the school showing up at your slumber party to tell bad jokes and let you know he's really on your side, and meanwhile you're all just rolling your eyes and wondering who the hell told him how to get your house?

If Bush crashed my retreat I'd be pretty upset, but I guess, in the name of bipartisanship, the democrats had to be congenial about it. Whatever. He actually had the nerve to say (in his bungled way) that he doesn't believe that you're less patriotic than he is if you disagree with his Iraq war policies. Oh really? Who was it again who said "If you're not with us, you're against us?" And what was that about how not supporting the war is like helping the terrorists?

Hmm, and what's that burning smell? Oil refineries? Explosions in Baghdad? Oh no, it's just G-Dub's pants, which are on FIRE... because he's LYING. Again. Some more. *Sigh* When will it end?