i'll give him this much...

When it comes to bathroom etiquette, he's a kid after my own heart. After his morning shower, he leaves the bathroom exactly as he found it. Without being told, he knew to take the bathmat off the side of the tub during his shower, and then put it back after. He also knew to pull the shower curtain closed after his shower so the water could drain off. And the best part of all? He leaves NO WATER in the bathroom floor. OR ON THE BATH MAT! Why??? How is that possible?? Because he dries himself off while standing in the tub, JUST LIKE ME. We are obviously related.

However, if this was my other brother, David, I would find the bathroom looking swamped and nasty as though some tropical depression and just breezed through, because he's a slovenly little bastard. But at least I'd be having more fun with him. I guess life is just a series of trade-offs...